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Welcome to the Summer of Cinema 2005
Entertainmentopia’s definitive summer movie season preview.
Three years ago we started this feature with the hopes of giving
people a preview of the movies coming out this summer. As the “summer
movie season” seems to start earlier and earlier every year we
continue to bulk up our coverage. In 2002, the first year of this
feature, we featured 10 movies, this year we’re planning on nearly
40, so as the season progresses; you needn’t look any further for
information.
This year we’re breaking things down a bit differently. In
previous incarnations the editors had split the summer in two halves and
picked roughly eight films per half. This year, due to the drastic
increase in coverage, Entertainmentopia is breaking down the
summer by months (i.e. April, May, June, etc.). The plan is to launch
the upcoming month’s previews the last week in the preceding month.
For those new to Entertainmentopia, or those with a
short memory, here’s how it works. Each movie will be broken down into
three sections:
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Cool – What aspects of the movie
look awesome so far, and what are the main drawing points for
getting us to drop our money and put our butts in a seat.
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Suck – The aspects that are less
than intriguing, in fact, they may be the very downfall of the film.
This could stem from a director’s previous work, actor’s previous
films, or a general disregard for good movie making.
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Projected Rating – Based on all
the available information, what do we think the movie will get based
on Entertainmentopia’s rating system? Mind you this is based purely
on written facts and not any preview material.
NOTE:
Please be aware that all information in this article is based on
personal opinion of the characters, actors, directors, and studios.
Nothing should be taken to heart as our final opinion on the movie; this
is merely a way to gauge our feelings on the film before it is released.
At the end of the summer season look for a reflection of all the movies
previewed and how our final grades compared to our projected ratings.
April 2005

| Sin City |
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Release Date: April 1,
2005 |
| Studio: Dimension Films (Walt
Disney Co.) |
| Directors: Robert
Rodriguez, Frank Miller |
| Producers: Robert
Rodriguez, Frank Miller, Elizabeth Avellan |
| Starring: Mickey Rourke,
Bruce Willis, Benicio Del Toro, Clive Owen, Elijah Wood,
Jessica Alba, et. al. |
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Cool: Just look at this film? What could be cooler than
the melding of black & white with an influx of color as a
cult graphic novel comes to the big screen? For starters the
film is directed by Robert Rodriguez who made a splash when
he withdrew from the Director’s Guild of America (DGA) so
Sin City creator Frank Marshall could receive a
co-director credit. Rodriguez, known for the Desperado
and Spy Kids trilogies, has a unique eye and
from the presentation of Sin City, from the
trailers and still imagery, it really shows. Adding to every
fan-boy’s wet dream is “special guest director” Quentin
Tarantino who, known for his bloody battles and excellent
dialog, is sure to add to an already excellent looking film.
Of course, there’s also the dynamic cast including Bruce
Willis, Michael Clarke Duncan, Clive Owen, Jessica Alba, et
al. Aside from the disappointing Ocean’s Twelve,
you aren’t going to find a more star-studded cast. |
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Suck: From the early material seen on the film, I can foresee two
major problems. The first is the cast itself. Finding a
place for nearly every character doesn’t seem like a big
deal, but you also have to factor in the egos and salaries
of everyone involved. One would like to believe that the
usual fees would be waved to be part of such an expansive
picture, but you never know in Hollywood. Sin City
might be able to bypass the creative rut that claimed
Ocean’s Twelve and its bloated cast, but we won’t
know that until the ending credits roll. Secondly, the
source material itself is not very well known in the
mainstream. While comic-geeks and their love of graphic
novels will line up to see Hartigan on the big screen, can
the appeal of the directors and actors bring in a massive
audience? I’m sure projections at the box office aren’t
going to light up the record books, but with such an
obviously expensive looking picture, here’s hoping the
appeal is there as well. |
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| Projected
Rating: A |
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Sahara |
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Release Date: April 8,
2004 |
| Studio: Paramount
Pictures
(Viacom) |
| Director: Breck
Eisner |
| Producers: Howard
Baldwin, Karen Baldwin, Mace Neufeld, Stephanie Austin,
Philip Anschutz |
| Starring: Matthew
McConaughey, Penélope Cruz, Steve Zahn, William H. Macy,
Delroy Lindo
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Cool: A world wide treasure hunt searching for a lost World War
II ship full of coins, that also may be killing people?
Where do I sign up!? Even without an original storyline,
Sahara looks to capitalize on the run-away
success of similar movies in the genre and the rise of
police-based television shows where mysteries are solved.
Everyone likes a good page-turner, and while this will be in
movie form, there is promise that it might not be half bad.
Paramount, the film’s distributor, hasn’t exactly had the
best average when it comes to over-performing films the past
few years, but playing to the “hottest thing right now”
should keep Sahara in the winner’s circle, at
least for a week. |
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Suck: Didn’t we already have this movie? I think it was called
National Treasure and it was okay to being with,
but now we get another one? It’s no secret that "The da
Vinci Code" has Hollywood up in arms looking for
anything to capitalize on the book’s success (and press).
The Vatican doesn’t like it, so the more press we give it,
the more free marketing is spouted off by the media. And
while Code will star Tom Hanks, and
National Treasure gave us Nicholas Cage, Sahara
comes up with the B-list as far as action heroes go. This
time around we get the perpetually drunk, Matthew
McConaughey, the voluptuous Penélope Cruz, and wise-cracker
Steve Zahn as they take on the exact roles played out in
Nick Cage’s flick. While the story looks cool, albeit not
quite original, the pre-release press surrounding it (about
how big it will be) may be a bit presumptuous. We’ll see how
things play out. |
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| Projected
Rating: C |
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| The Amityville
Horror |
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Release Date: April 16,
2005 |
| Studio: MGM (Sony Corp.) |
| Director: Andrew Douglas |
| Producers: Michael Bay,
Andrew Form, Brad Fuller |
| Starring: Ryan Reynolds,
Melissa George, Jimmy Bennett, Jesse James, Rachel Nichols
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Cool: The first thing that Amityville has going for
it is the fact that it’s based on another movie (of the same
name). We commonly refer to them as remakes, and one of the
big things the past couple of years has been remakes of
horror movies.
The Ring
kick-started both the horror genre and horror remake genres
again with its smart adaptation of the Japanese original.
Now, a month doesn’t go by that another horror film isn’t
making its way home, and, more common than not, these films
are remakes of other films. This brings us to The
Amityville Horror, a story about a family, moving
into their dream home, only to experience disturbing
situations from the building’s past. First and foremost the
biggest thing going for the film is Ryan Reynolds. The
Van Wilder-star has really started to make a name
for himself outside the comedy scene with a big role in
Blade:
Trinity capping things off nicely. He literally
made that movie watch-able, and I long for the day when he
teams up with The Rock in a balls to the walls action/comedy
flick, but until then, we have a house to contend with.
There’s a built in audience for the film, as there are with
all horror films, so first week returns are likely to be
big, especially coming off of
The Ring 2’s
release a month prior. |
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Suck: It’s another remake to a horror movie that, most
likely, didn’t need to be made in the first place. Is
Hollywood really that starved for new ideas that we are
drumming up remakes of films that haven’t even been released
for 25 years? There are still people alive who went to see
that movie on a date (their called my parents), and they
still remember the original. Like the flood of both remakes
and horror films The Amityville Horror could
fall into one of two categories: mindless,
made-for-the-sake-of-making-money horror film (a la
The Ring 2)
or impressive re-envisioning of a classic (a la
Dawn of
the Dead). There’s very little room in the
middle for these types of movies. Where I praised Ryan
Reynolds above, I’m just going to say I don’t know how much
of a “serious” actor he can be. Sure I buy him as an action
star, but an action-star spouting off one-liners while
knocking a bad guy’s head off. For someone who hasn’t seen
the original, I may not be able to judge it based on its
faithfulness to the 1979 version, but I will be able to base
it on the quality (or lack thereof) of movies released in
the last few years. |
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| Projected
Rating: C+ |
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| XXX: State of
the Union |
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Release Date: April 22,
2005 |
| Studio: Columbia
Pictures (Sony Corp.) |
| Director: Lee Tamahori |
| Producers: Neal H
Moritz, Arne L. Schmidt |
| Starring: Ice Cube,
Samuel L. Jackson, Scott Speedman, Peter Strauss, Sunny
Mabrey |
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Cool: Not straying away from the series after modest returns on
the first, Sony is coming back with a new leading man and a
much more action packed film. The first in the series,
starring Vin Diesel, was an okay film with a cliché
storyline and popcorn movie thrills, but when it came down
to substance, there just wasn’t any. With Diesel gone, and,
consequently, his character, Revolution Studios has hired
Ice Cube to take over the vacant role. From the trailers you
can gather that the story isn’t going to be any more
substantial than the first film, but where State of
the Union looks to shine is its improved stunts and
direction.
XXX’s
director, Rob Cohen, is sitting this one out, opting only to
produce the film with
Die
Another Day’s Lee Tamahori taking over the
reigns. Tamahori is known to produce some very nice action
sequences, albeit hopefully his reliance on computer
generated effects won’t go overboard as it did in the latest
Bond film. Still the brave course by the screenwriters to
kill of Diesel’s Xander Cage rather than just replace the
actor shows they are making some broad strokes to change the
franchise. For mindless action-packed fun State of the
Union looks to fit the bill. |
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Suck: Unfortunately the series may suffer the recent Diesel
stigma of him kicking franchises (a la Fast and the
Furious) in favor something else. While you’ll get
no complaints from me that not appear in
2 Fast 2
Furious was a good idea, after last summer’s
disappointing
Chronicles of
Riddick, Vin’s absence from State of the
Union won’t make me unhappy. Yet, not everyone feels
the way I do. Its no secret that people like the guy (the
success of The Pacifier has solidified that),
so without him, the film could flop. While that shouldn’t be
the reason for the movie performing poorly, the film is
going to have to be pretty damn exciting to keep the
ADD-movie-going-public interested with the ride Sin
City is sure to give only three weeks prior. Granted
being released at the end of April does distance itself from
the rest of the big name summer fare, but Hollywood is known
for dropping bombs at the beginning and end of summer in the
hopes that they can pinch every last dollar out of us.
XXX: State of the Union may have to deal more
with the psychological aspects of the casual movie-goer more
than anything inherently being wrong with the film. |
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| Projected
Rating: C+ |
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| The Hitchhiker's
Guide to the Galaxy |
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Release Date: April 29,
2005 |
| Studio: Touchstone
Pictures (Walt Disney Co.) |
| Director: Garth Jennings |
| Producers: Gary Barber,
Roger Birnbaum, Nick Goldsmith, Jay Roach, Jonathan Glickman |
| Starring: Martin
Freeman, Mos Def, Sam Rockwell, Zooey Deschanel, Bill Nighy |
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Cool: At first I didn’t have high hopes for the movie adaptation
of the popular book, British mini-series, or radio show.
Then Disney astounded me with the first trailer for the
film, which included, among many things, some of the most
memorable scenes from the book. First and foremost, the
humor seems to be fully intact. This is one of the only
times I actually laughed out loud reading a novel, luckily
for me I was at home and not in public, but still, it’s a
funny book, and it looks like that’s going to transfer to
the screen as well. The casting choices also seem spot on.
While there was some uproar over Mos Def as Ford Perfect,
those seem to have subsided. One of the biggest things going
for the film is having its script actually written by the
late Douglas Adams, including the added bits that aren’t in
any of the written for filmed works (i.e. John Malkovich’s
religious leader). All of the familiar faces are there; all
of the zany British-wit seems intact as well. I’ll go ahead
and say it; The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy
is my most anticipated film of the entire year. |
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Suck: From what I’ve seen of the film, it doesn’t look like there
will be anything especially wrong with it. There’s bound to
be some changes from the literary work, and the addition of
new story elements may throw off the familiar pacing of the
book, but that’s no reason to declare the movie down for the
count. I’m as skeptical as the next Adams fan when it comes
to this translation, and by hiring a first time director in
Garth Jennings certainly doesn’t help, but I want this movie
to be good so bad I’m trying not to think about the
negative. The only real problem the film faces is from the
die hard fans that won’t be able to accept he fact that this
isn’t a word-for-word literal translation of the novel.
There may be some backlash in store for Disney and the
producers, but I think they’ll weather the storm. |
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| Projected
Rating: A- |
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Look for future months
of Summer of Cinema to debut the last week in the preceding
month. May 2005's films will be online April 27th, so check back
soon for more coverage at Entertainmentopia.
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"Didn’t we already have this
movie? I think it was called National Treasure
and it was okay to being with, but now we get another
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